ass

Ass also referred as punggung, bontot, bum, butt, dubur or whatever you call it in million other languages. But unfortunately, no I'm not gonna show pictures of asses or describe a woman's butt but just rant about boys who act like asses.

1. the ungreatful ass

Imagine this situation. You work really hard to surprise your beloved. So you bought cupcakes and carried it with care and tender on a 3 hours trip on a school bus. Then carefully lure your beloved to a place and get your friends to help bring down the cupcakes. SURPRISE!!!!!!!!! all you wanted to see a smile of joy instead you got a very sour face. Reason? where's my present? what will I tell my friends if they ask me what was your present? So girls, if you are stuck with this kind ass, do yourself a self relief favour and trash it in the bin.

2. the vulgar ass

Have you ever encounter something like you beloved describing how nice and fluffy your girl friend's tits are? Or heard your beloved telling you obscene things he imagine? Its just too disturbing to describe. A man like that is no man at all. He's just a kid who is reaching puberty and about to be one perverted pscyco. Seen this kind of behaviour on your first or second date? Please do step out of the door, walk out and never turn back. He's just not worthit.

3. the rude ass

This one just have too much temper in him. So he yells at you even if its just a simple misunderstanding. Or say things that are plainly rude and unacceptable. Please be civillized. It does not hurt to be polite. If you want something just ask nicely no need for the annoying statemets like "you ni masak ikan goreng pon tak pandai. mak you tak ajar ke? you ni perempuan bodo ke ape? tak paham2 I nk ikan goreng yang garaing2. eesh! karang simbah minyak baru tahu". ecece.. typical malay drama la pulak. But its rude if you ask me.

4. the clingy ass

I just don't get you. Why do you have to be so emo? Girlfriend nak spend time with kawan2 pon nak emo. Girlfriend tak reply message in 3 hours sebab tolong mak masa pon nak emo. You think having a girlfriend stick with you 24/7 like a tumour is fun? No wonder long distance don't work your way. So girls, when a guy tells you he's jealous when you spend your time with you gf yang dah bertahun tak jumpa, just toss that boyfriend out of the window.

5. the diva ass

You don't call youself DIVA if you're not Mariah baby! Boys, when they become divas its just a pain in the ass. Like seriously. Dah la lelaki pastu nak diva. Kalau lelaki lembut bole paham la. Imagine this. You put an ass hole and a diva together and you see how annoying like hell it is.

Situation example is you live in Klang but your beloved lives in Wangsa Maju. Both don't have car and train is just tiring anyway nak pegi OU cm penat kot nak stop kat KJ pastu naik bas. The only car you can use is your momma's old school kancil bunyi grengegnengegneng cam nak tercabut pintu dan tayar. So your beloved demands you to pick his lazy ass at his home with your momma's old kancil that the furthest can go pon Bukit Raja. Reason: penat la nak jumpa you jauh. PENAT ok! so you translate that sentence in your brain. Its like he's saying its tiring to see you. Like its not worthit to travel that far to see you. bukan tiap2 hari kot naik train jumpa gf. pfft.


Well I hope this helps you for not falling for asses. Maybe you can share your experience with the asses ;)